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Whether they’re hardcore fans, staunch critics, or just enjoy a good laugh, this voodoo-style doll is a great way to add some fun to the mix. It's the perfect desk toy, office stress reliever, or quirky home décor piece that’s sure to get people talking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dammit Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48408691507454,"sku":"DDL000736U","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1930\/7774\/files\/DD-Pres47-Doll-01.jpg?v=1782176641"},{"product_id":"the-pickleball-doll","title":"The Pickleball Doll","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a seasoned pickleball champ or just got peer-pressured into a league by your neighbor Karen, one truth unites us all: some games end in glory—others in rage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnter the Pickleball Dammit Doll, your new court-side coping mechanism. Designed for players who take their dinks personally and their unforced errors emotionally, this hilarious stress relief doll captures both sides of the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front features a pristine pickleball court, complete with bright balls, a hopeful paddle, and that sweet, sweet illusion that this is going to be your match. Flip it over, and reality sets in. The back is pure pickleball carnage: crushed balls, a snapped paddle, spilled water bottles, and one poor visor that clearly met its end mid-rally. There’s even graffiti in the non-volley zone that screams what your partner should’ve heard: “STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSewn into the back is a special pickleball-themed version of the classic Dammit Doll poem, tailored for when your serve barely clears the net and the other team keeps dropping perfect dinks like it’s a conspiracy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dammit Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48408693866750,"sku":"DDL000742U","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1930\/7774\/files\/DD-Pickleball-Doll-01.jpg?v=1782176772"},{"product_id":"mailman-squeaky-chew-toy","title":"Mailman Squeaky Chew Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen will this guy learn? Every day he comes up to YOUR porch, you bark, give him the business, and he turns tail and runs, right? But then he comes back! Every! 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A fresh glove, new balls, a swing you “fixed last week.” But by hole 7? You're mentally tossing your 9-iron in the nearest pond. That’s where the Golf Dammit Doll comes in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis stress relief doll is designed for golfers who live for the game, but occasionally (okay, often) want to scream into their golf bag. The front side shows a peaceful green fairway, complete with golf balls, a tidy hole, and a hopeful flag waving in the breeze. The back? Pure carnage. Broken clubs. Crumpled scorecards. Emotional debris.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also features a golf-themed spin on the classic Dammit Doll poem, stitched right on the front for dramatic readings after your third mulligan. Think of it as emotional first aid for anyone who's ever shouted “fore!” and secretly meant it as a cry for help.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dammit Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48408696520958,"sku":"DDL000741U","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1930\/7774\/files\/DD-Golf-Doll-01.jpg?v=1782176956"},{"product_id":"the-money-doll","title":"The Money Doll","description":"\u003cp\u003eWork out your financial frustrations with the Money Doll: your plush punching bag covered head-to-toe in crisp, colorful $100 bills. Whether you're wrestling with rent, battling bills, or just trying to make that paycheck stretch a little further, you can get even with this doll, even if you can't get even with your checking balance. It won't break the bank (or your spirit).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlongside its cheeky design, this doll features a funny poem that perfectly captures the rollercoaster of budgeting, saving, and spending. Ideal for anyone juggling finances, hustling hard, or just needing a laugh when their wallet feels light. Toss it, squeeze it, or display it as a tongue-in-cheek reminder that sometimes money troubles call for more than just careful math, they call for a little stress release too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dammit Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48408696652030,"sku":"DDL000176U","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1930\/7774\/files\/Money-Doll-Alt_01-new.png?v=1782176964"},{"product_id":"cookie-scout-squeaky-chew-toy","title":"Cookie Scout Squeaky Chew Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eHow are you going to come up to MY doorstep with boxes of delicious treats and NOT SHARE? Bark! 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